Art I like Information desk

You amble up to the desk. Behind it, there's only one person. They are wearing an ill-fitting jacket, and seem to be expending all their effort to avoid falling asleep. Surrounding them is a large array of computer monitors, connected to several large workstations behind them by a serpentine mass of thick white cables. Over them hangs another screen facing you. It is cycling through a few cheesy quotes about art.

"Hi. Do you have... a question to ask?"